Ashe 'kaestralblades' Hutchins

"Tell me, Gordon... Is there a feeling worth getting cremated over?"

ENTITY 214-R

Recording date 2009-05-01. Entity 214-R, Beginning observation.

This invading hostile takes on the appearance of a 26 year old amorphously-gendered humanoid being, assuming the human identity of "Ashe". They are in a... certain shape, and in a certain color, wearing certain clothes, but it's very hard to tell with these... glasses...

This entity appears to enjoy writing, as they consistently produce scripts under the pseudonym "kaestralblades" Origins of this name are unknown but- I am the one that consumes all. I will take your inks, your pigments, your dyes, and create my new form. I am- Ah, my head, what is this? It's like I forgot my place, but on a psychological scale!

Ahem, apologies. It must be the coffee; I did have 5 cups at 7:00 PM... To bring us back on track, occasionally, this writing- emerges from this voidstain on the world, clawing out of its magnificent horizon. This form, which was "none", will become "some". I want to be like you. I must be like you. I must see as you do. Come to me, my angels of crea- Ah! I must apologize again. I appear to have lost track of myself. This is most unusual, and of some concern. I must observe myself when I have these... blackouts.

Regardless, in normal occurance this writing of some concern regarding the host's wellbeing, but some is legible and of passable quality. Perhaps we can feed it into the GARL-R, see what it think-  *fwshhh* Oh, sorry hang on, this recorder appears to have picked up some radio interference. Let me s-

*crackle crackle*

*fsssshhhh*

-AAAAHHHHHH-

*crack crack squelch*

Oh heavens, no, not there!

*shlorp shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Oh my god, both of them? Please have m-

*crack thud*

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I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats.

I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats. I'm the one who has the rats.